UPS VS FEDEX!

OKAY WHICH DELIVERY SERVICE SHOULD I CHOOSE?

WHO OFFERS THE BEST SERVICE, QUICKEST SHIPPING TIMES, AND BEST VALUE?

IS IT UNRESPONSIVE PUTRID SERVICE? OR FEDEX DELIVERY SERVICE.
WELL FIRST LETS CONSIDER SERVICE. CURRENTLY I AM WAITING 10 DAYS FOR A PACKAGE SHIPPED FROM PHOENIX ARIZONA TO ATLANTA A DISTANCE OF 1849 MILES. UNFORTUNATELY MY PACKAGE IS CURRENTLY IN MESQUITE TEXAS A 19 HOUR DRIVE BY MAP QUEST. WHY HAS IT TAKEN UPS 10 DAYS?

I CALLED UNRESPONSIVE PUTRID SERVICE WHERE THEY APPEARED TO BE HAVING A PARTY. I INQUIRED WHEN MY PACKAGE MIGHT ARRIVE. OF COURSE THEY DIDN'T WANT TO MISLEAD ME SO.....THEY COULDN'T SAY.

ITS A 12 HOUR DRIVE ACCORDING TO MAP QUEST SO I SUPPOSE IT WILL TAKE ANOTHER 8 OR 9 DAYS FOR THESE IMBECILES TO FIND GEORGIA. PERSONALLY I HAVE NOT USED UPS FOR ANYTHING FOR A GOOD 5 OR 6 YEARS. THEY ARE EXPENSIVE, UNRELIABLE, UNCOOPERATIVE, AND POORLY RUN. UNFORTUNATELY THE ASSHOLE I DID BUSINESS WITH STILL USES THEM!




SO IN CLOSING NEXT TIME YOU HAVE TO SHIP ANYTHING GIVE THE FRIENDLY FOLKS AT FEDEX A CALL. YOU WILL BE QUITE PLEASED WITH THE SPEED AND SERVICE BOTH YOU AND YOUR CUSTOMERS WILL ENJOY!

Boo! My Best Pal!

A Couple of weeks ago I lost my best Pal!

Boo was a Great Pyrenees and he brought Joy to our home for 12 years.

Boo was loyal, protective, affectionate, just a pleasure to be around!

He could always bring a smile to my face just by being nearby.He loved to take a quiet nap in his favorite tub!

After moving the bathroom rug over to rest his chin on!

Boo loved his Birthday, and his Cupcakes!

He would wait patiently while the photos were taken....before digging in!

He loved to sit up on the Deck and survey his Domain!

No one was allowed to enter unchallenged!

Unless they received a nod from my wife or I, then they were a welcome guest!

Here is a favorite picture of the Big Boy with my little Granddaughter!

Boo was 135lbs, so Big, so Powerful.......yet so Gentle!

There are other wonderful Dogs out there I'm sure!

For me there will never be another BOO!

I hope he is waiting for me when my time comes!

Until then, I Love You Pal!

2005 Smokin' Asphalt SSR!

Okay I loved it when I first saw it at an Auto Show here in Atlanta!The Chevy SSR!

Only made in 2003-2004 in 300 HP.

2005-2006 390 and 395 HP.

I finally found a beautiful 1 owner 2005 and brought it home!


Loaded with everything you could think of!

A perfect vehicle for a sunny day!

390 HP Aluminum V8!

Who could ask for more?

TRIBUTE TO NEW JERSEY!

WHAT IS NEW JERSEY.......WHY ITS A STATE OF MIND! EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NOT HAVE LIVED THERE FOR THE LAST 30 YEARS IT WILL ALWAYS BE MY HOME!

NEW JERSEY IS A MAN LIKE TONY SOPRANO!NO NOT THE GANSTER, THE MAN CONFIDENT, DETERMINED, ABLE TO STAND ON HIS OWN TWO FEET......AND TAKE SHIT FROM NO ONE..........THAT IS NEW JERSEY!
SKEEBALL......AND THE JERSEY SHORE........THE CLOSEST THING TO HEAVEN ON EARTH!

STEWART'S ROOTBEER......A REAL DRIVE IN WITH CAR HOP SERVICE......NOT THAT MC'DOUGALS, CRAP MADE BY ILLEGAL ALIENS.....WITH YOUR FRIES BAKED UNDER LIGHTS FOR HOURS UNTIL THEY BECOME PETRIFIED!

STEWART'S USES AMERICAN TEENAGERS WHO COOK YOUR FOOD FRESH.....THE ORDER COMES IN THEY DROP YOUR HOTDOGS, PUT YOUR CALIFORNIA (STYLE) CHEESEBURGER ON THE GRILL OR DROP YOUR FRIES FRESH.......HOW DO I KNOW THAT YOU ASK? WELL I WAS ONE OF THOSE CHIEFS ONE SUMMER IN 1964......STEWARTS.......THATS JOISEY!

JERSEY PIZZA......REAL PIZZA WITH FRESH CHEESE.....!

JERSEY PIZZA.....NOT THAT PRE-PACKAGED FROZEN CRAP YOU GET FROM DOM-A-FROZ, OR PIZZA-MUTT. REAL PIZZA MADE BY HAND WITH FRESH CHEESE WHILE YOU WATCH.......THATS JOISEY!

OKAY.....WHERE DO I GO WHEN STEWARTS IS CLOSED? SAY AFTER THE

DRIVE IN?

A JERSEY DINER......THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES THE WHITE DIAMOND IN CLARK......ITS BEEN THERE FOREVER! LONG BEFORE MCDONALDS, OPEN 24 HOURS 363 DAYS A YEAR. REAL MEN COOKING.......NEVER COULD FIGURE THAT OUT, THEY ARE USUALLY IN THEIR 50'S LOOK LIKE EX-CONS HOW MUCH COULD THEY BE PAID? ONE THING I COULD TELL YOU.....YOU CAN EAT YOUR MEAL IN PEACE......NOBODY IS GOING TO START TROUBLE IN A JERSEY DINER WITH THOSE GUYS COOKIN!

THATS JOISEY......NOT JUST A PLACE......ITS A STATE OF MIND!

ONE LAST THING IF JOISEY HAD ITS OWN BOMB.......OSAMA WOULD BE TOAST BY NOW.......JUST ASK T!

SOPRANOS.........SO LONG!

ITS DONE! FOR TONY.....SIL AND PAULIE TOO AND JOHNNY-BOY AND UNCLE JU!
SO LONG TO BOBBY BAC
AND JOHNNY SAC!

FAREWELL TO CHRIS-TA-FER, PHIL "THE SHEK",

CARLO, BENNY AND ARTE "THE GEEK"

BIG PUSSY, HESS, AND LITTLE CARMINE WHO NEVER

SEEMED TO FIT THE BILL....LETS NOT FORGET FATHER PHIL!

THE LADIES RANGED FROM LARGE TO SMALL

WE LEARNED TO COPE AND LOVE YOU ALL.

CHASE WORKED US ALL HE WAS QUITE A SHMOOZER

THOUGH THE ENDING APPEARED CRAFTED BY A BOOZER

OUR FINAL THOUGHTS......CHASE YOUR A LOSER!

9/11 AMERICA REMEMBERS

A DAY BEGINS......WHEN COWARDS ATTACK THE INNOCENT!
MOTHERS, FATHERS, SONS, AND DAUGHTERS PERISH!
THE INNOCENT ARE VICTIMIZED
AMERICA'S HEROS RESPOND!

9/11 HEROS MEDAL OF VALOR

Today we honor the fallen firefighters, police officers, and other public safety officers who were killed in the terrorist attacks in New York, Pennsylvania, and Virginia on September 11.

And we offer our heartfelt sympathy to the familys and friends of every victim that fell on that infamous day.

AMERICA WILL NEVER FORGET,

AMERICA WILL NEVER FORGIVE,

AMERICA WILL BE AVENGED!

Birthday Boy!

Today is my Birthday! ........... Whoopie!!

Mom made me a Cupcake!!