WHAT IS NEW JERSEY.......WHY ITS A STATE OF MIND! EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NOT HAVE LIVED THERE FOR THE LAST 30 YEARS IT WILL ALWAYS BE MY HOME!
NEW JERSEY IS A MAN LIKE TONY SOPRANO!
NO NOT THE GANSTER, THE MAN CONFIDENT, DETERMINED, ABLE TO STAND ON HIS OWN TWO FEET......AND TAKE SHIT FROM NO ONE..........THAT IS NEW JERSEY!
SKEEBALL......AND THE JERSEY SHORE........THE CLOSEST THING TO HEAVEN ON EARTH!
NO NOT THE GANSTER, THE MAN CONFIDENT, DETERMINED, ABLE TO STAND ON HIS OWN TWO FEET......AND TAKE SHIT FROM NO ONE..........THAT IS NEW JERSEY!
SKEEBALL......AND THE JERSEY SHORE........THE CLOSEST THING TO HEAVEN ON EARTH!
STEWART'S ROOTBEER......A REAL DRIVE IN WITH CAR HOP SERVICE......NOT THAT MC'DOUGALS, CRAP MADE BY ILLEGAL ALIENS.....WITH YOUR FRIES BAKED UNDER LIGHTS FOR HOURS UNTIL THEY BECOME PETRIFIED!
STEWART'S USES AMERICAN TEENAGERS WHO COOK YOUR FOOD FRESH.....THE ORDER COMES IN THEY DROP YOUR HOTDOGS, PUT YOUR CALIFORNIA (STYLE) CHEESEBURGER ON THE GRILL OR DROP YOUR FRIES FRESH.......HOW DO I KNOW THAT YOU ASK? WELL I WAS ONE OF THOSE CHIEFS ONE SUMMER IN 1964......STEWARTS.......THATS JOISEY!
JERSEY PIZZA......REAL PIZZA WITH FRESH CHEESE.....!
JERSEY PIZZA.....NOT THAT PRE-PACKAGED FROZEN CRAP YOU GET FROM DOM-A-FROZ, OR PIZZA-MUTT. REAL PIZZA MADE BY HAND WITH FRESH CHEESE WHILE YOU WATCH.......THATS JOISEY!
OKAY.....WHERE DO I GO WHEN STEWARTS IS CLOSED? SAY AFTER THE
DRIVE IN?
A JERSEY DINER......THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES THE WHITE DIAMOND IN CLARK......ITS BEEN THERE FOREVER! LONG BEFORE MCDONALDS, OPEN 24 HOURS 363 DAYS A YEAR. REAL MEN COOKING.......NEVER COULD FIGURE THAT OUT, THEY ARE USUALLY IN THEIR 50'S LOOK LIKE EX-CONS HOW MUCH COULD THEY BE PAID? ONE THING I COULD TELL YOU.....YOU CAN EAT YOUR MEAL IN PEACE......NOBODY IS GOING TO START TROUBLE IN A JERSEY DINER WITH THOSE GUYS COOKIN!THATS JOISEY......NOT JUST A PLACE......ITS A STATE OF MIND!
ONE LAST THING IF JOISEY HAD ITS OWN BOMB.......OSAMA WOULD BE TOAST BY NOW.......JUST ASK T!
